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The page you are looking for is seriously messed up! Worst case - you have probably broken the Internet. If this is the case, the Internet Task Force has traced your IP address and you will be arrested.
Please try the following:
- Click the Refresh button, or pop a Bud and kick back for a while.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, count the empty cans of Bud on the floor. More than 6? Stop typing. You can't.
- Do you have a clue? Did you pay your AOL bill this month? Is your phone off the hook upstairs? I GIVE UP!
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your computer and automatically discover any illegal software you have installed. Again, you will be arrested and prosecuted.
To send all of your personal information to Microsoft,
click Detect Network Settings - Some sites require a real PC to view them - not that 386 you bought at Joe's Used PC Shack! AMD Duron or PIV only, cheapo! Click the Help menu and then click About My Feeble PC to determine what poor excuse for a PC you have.
- If you are just idly surfing, forget it. Do something else.
- Click the Back button to keep wasting your time.